Shiver Me Timbers...

Yeah... Festivals... Yeah... No... Not my thing... I don't like festivals or celebrations (except for birthdays). But somehow JuuJuu* managed to convince me to play Holi this year... Bleh JuuJuu Bleh*!!! So yeah... I didn't stay at home, eat pizza (okay I did that but yeah) and watch a really good movie... Instead I went down in my building, got colored, dirty, stinky, pinky (I have pink in places I would not like to mention) and wet... 

Sadly... It was fun... We danced under water (rain apparently) and had a hell lotta fun. Though Kumail, Rahul, Arjun and Seerat ditched us in the end. But overall I think this was my best holi... We played, went home, had our showers, go ready and went to Domino's!!! (WOOHOO; it is better than PizzHut) We ate, looked at random shops... And then finally decided to go to Tall Grass (a hookah joint)... We just sat around, did nothing and smoked pipe... Fun, fun, fun! It's like a perfect end to a perfect day... Except for the pink bits... Bleh* 

And Goro made me a redneck... A literal one mind you... And Asad got really drunk and started asking for me... HaHa... Bastard went to High Point... HAHAHAHAHA FAG!!! We ate pizzas!!! But other than that... It was awesome... And I wish some people were here to celebrate too... But it's okay... 

P.S- Festivals are still a bitch... And people are still really annoying with the holi thingi...

P.P.S- I had an eyepatch over my right eye for pretty much the entire time I was playing holi... Shiver Me Timbers bitches!

P.P.P.S- Happy Holi bitches!!! =)

Gampires DO exist...

Bleh* It's not even funny how boring nights can be... (Also lazy but I'll get to that later) 

So one of my friends (being nice and all) sent all the Twilight E-books to me... I was bored and I totally wanted to see what were they so hyped up about... 

The book... NOT WORTH IT..! The writing is waaaaaaay to amateur and I can bet if I had to write about something similar (me being 15) would have totally gotten acclaim for my writing skills (not that I'm any good but so so much better than that) 

The only thing really catchy was the story... Though New Moon got me really bored in between... And I totally understand the concept of Gampires (Gay-Vampires)...

Like seriously... I get that you're trying to give him a softer side... And that he can love and blah blah blah... But WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BLOOD AND GORE!!!??? Like at least put a little bit... Please..! =( 

But the concept of a vampire falling in love and all... Is okay really... (I still don't get why Asad and Goro were sooooo offended by it) but yeah... BITE A PERSON WOULD YA... Or like at least have a little of her blood once a week or summin... And somehow Edward Cullen does not seem like a very HOT person... Like he may look it but somehow doesn't come across like a very nice person... SOOO MOODY..! And all the coldness is not that atractive... The warmth of Jacob Black is so much better... And yesh... I think Jacob makes a better boyfriend... 

But yeah... Vampire are sexy... This one is... But his personality isn't... I would totally do him... But not date him... Where as Jacob is 6'5 and a werewolf... Dogs are sexier than Bats...

And her writing skills are not great but the reason this book sells it beacuse of her storyline... No one can compare this to Harry Potter (I'm sorry but Harry Potter has everything you could ask for)... 

And stupid Edward... Make her a bloody vampire (Bloody Vampire, haha)... I'm positive her parents wouldn't mind... 

P.S- Mommy... Eating carrots and curd for din din is not weird... 

Life just seems so incomplete sometimes. No one else realizes it though. They think it’s perfect; or at least not incomplete. But only YOU know what you see (unless it’s like those retarded horror films that have a chick have an eye transplant and then she can like see dead people, so so stupid!)

 

But life is not a retarded horror movie, so you don’t know what I see. And telling me about what you think I see is annoying...

 

It’s not like there is something horrible happening… But just that something is missing… Something you awfully want but don’t know what it is that you want…

 

I sound so horrible to myself and this blog thingy doesn’t really work out for me. Like people have so much better shit written and I’m just like Bleh* about it. And I have been trying to complete this shit I have written since the past year and half… Why the fuck am I not being able to complete it? Where the fuck are my grey fucking cells man??? WHERE!!!???

And these stupid thoughts inside my head... Daamn!!! KEEL THEM BITCHES..! But this time they got away... Next time I will kick them square in the nut sack and run!!!

But yeah... I actually got a dream about snakes! =O Daamn you Seerat..! It's like we exchanged dreams... (Or rather the types of them; and I promise to not mention them publicly =P)